Post by Wessal M.

If I was the son I’d randomly bring this up during arguments for the next 20 years ‘Remember when you fumbled £75k so we could do Tour de France training in the parking lot?’ 💀 These LinkedIn stories always sound like unemployed billionaire fan fiction Brother acting like the options were: A) abandon my child forever B) take ONE 30 minute call Be serious man. The kid would’ve survived 35 extra minutes and came back home with a brand new bike, PS5, college fund, and family vacation The funniest part is you KNOW he typed this post smiling at himself like he just dropped the hardest life lesson ever LinkedIn really got people roleplaying morality Olympics for engagement 🧢 #linkedinguru #gurubs #capppp #founder #business