Post by Susan Baer

Here is a bit of levity. A lexophile's musings... I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me. • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. • I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time. • This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore. • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo. • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it. • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now. • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. • When chemists die, they barium. • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. • I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. • Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn’t control her pupils? • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. • Broken pencils are pointless. • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. • Velcro - what a rip off! • Don’t worry about old age, it doesn't last. #laughter