Post by Sarah Suzuki Harvard

🚨 NEW AI RED FLAGS IN COPY 🚨 → writing in all lowercase → Capitalizing the first letter of a sentence → Using “it’s not X, it’s Y” → the em-dash!!!!!!!! → Having thoughts that make sense → Being grammatically correct → Writing like someone who’s seen sunlight → Literally, *any* sign of literacy Apparently, if you use WORDS now, you’re a robot. At this point, the only way to “sound human” is to type like you’re having a stroke: “𝘮𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘺. 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭. 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘣𝘶𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.” Congratulations everyone, we’ve bullied writers into reverse evolution. We’ve officially reached the “Salem Witch Trials” of writing. If you breathe near an em-dash, you’re getting burned at the stake.