Post by Rob Lightwood

In the putting-right of Bordeaux we make 1 mistake. Every time, in society, there is: a buzz. Philoxera Hitler The English The girls produce a wine: «Yes, I can see it's arrived and thrust itself in «en primeur», but if it lays down for 20 years and is more reasonable....» (Claret) «It's chaos! There's a German soldier stationed on the bridge - in full view!» Out of these come peaceful solutions: «Ok, in war, truth is going to be tricky. So: 1930's winery co-operatives - things marked as having been done co-operatively.» Champagne... (Invented by a French Vigneronne) «Voila! - on avait quelque-chose dans la vigne que d'abord on n'a pas remarqué...du coup reprenons contrôle de notre métier les filles: et on y en la remet aussi: le facteur «Inconnu», dans la bouteille - en forme de la livraison des bulles - mais cette fois, qui disparaissent...ça va nous guérir...» 2026 - vins nolo's; rouges à 8 degrés C: la vérité les mecs: dans le futur - s'il y en aura une - c'est qu'on va chopper quelque chose de grave - on va vraiment planter - juste qu'on ne sait pas encore l'histoire! Blokes, eventually, produce...a whine... «With the English finally retreating...please listen to reason, reconsider your own conduct, play out at home everything you do before you play abroad...»...Shakespeare. After Hitler - «Re-volume - wine boxes, cubies, supermarket labels - give wine too much diversity to ever be controlled again by a cult.» But the big one, for wine: Philoxera - «That vine on the floor I spent the winter pruning - it's still got perfectly good grapes honey - fresh seeds in the grapes - could you stop just throwing them in the bin by the roots, be a bit gentler?» «Yeh but babe, you know they'll get Philoxera like the rest...» (...deliberately misses bin...throws plant on floor of cart, dripping juice.) ......thinks ungentlemanly thoughts:....«hang on, if I were to just insert... actually, wait a minute!» Until a woman makes a bloke properly miss the bin...lose his shit... It's only when vines, or Englishmen, or panzer tanks finish in the ditch... When this happens, instead of Historical wines - Claret, Boxed Australian Shiraz, Champagne; in the male ear we get: An hysterical whine. Alongside the society re-defining plays: The Taming of the Shrew Or: «Honey!»...then a man getting in the nursery. Or... «That's German, but it doesn't mean his wine is shit...here - I'll put it in a post-'70's box...actually not a bad idea.» So: the important play is: Taming of the Shrew. THE...REST...IS...HISTORY Post-Bayeux, this message is: Gregorian Plainchant, chickens. The key: serve wine, step on the stool the client was sitting on, & say: Sorry, you thought you were going to sit down? https://lnkd.in/e8yPnriK