Post by Mark McKee

The independent space warrior, Count Binface, has been up against Boris Johnson, Sadiq Khan, Rishi Sunak, Andy Burnham, and now Nigel Farage.  I'd vote for him on freezing the price of croissants alone. Who else is looking out for the everyday folks like the Count?! It's about time he was recognised for his achievements of spending all that money on electoral registration fees! And who could deny his strategic brilliance for seeking to move the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a "more sensible position"?