Post by Jeff Veale

🚨 OFFICIAL NOTICE FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF GROUP LURKER REMOVAL WE ARE REMOVING PEOPLE FROM THIS GROUP. Yes, possibly you. Do not blame the admin team. We are lovely people. Blame our increasingly grumpy boss, Jeff Veale — The Business Guru, who has finally run out of patience, coffee and second chances. Apparently, Jeff believed that when people joined a networking group, they might actually… Wait for it… NETWORK. A ridiculous expectation, we know. Instead, some members have perfected the following business strategy: ✅ Join the group for free ✅ Introduce themselves to absolutely nobody ✅ Comment on nothing ✅ Support nobody ✅ Download every free resource available ✅ Vanish into the shadows like Batman with poor social skills Let us be clear: This is a networking community—not an all-you-can-eat freebie buffet. You cannot walk in, fill your pockets with free guides, avoid eye contact and quietly sneak out through the kitchen. Jeff sees you. He has a spreadsheet. And possibly binoculars. 🔥 HERE ARE THE PEOPLE CURRENTLY ON THE LURKER WATCH LIST: Emily Clark Michael Johnson Amanda Harris Daniel Moore Jennifer Smith Andrew Jackson Nicole Hall Robert Davis Sarah Martin Christopher Taylor Jessica Williams David Wilson Michelle Robinson Matthew Thompson Ashley Thomas James Miller Stephanie Lewis William Brown Melissa Walker John Anderson And now, please welcome our latest contestant… 🥁 JERRY NAPOLITANO Jerry entered the group and explained that business was tough and he needed help. So Jeff offered to help him. Jerry then booked not one… But two appointments with Jeff. Both at 6:00 a.m. At a time when normal human beings are asleep, dreaming about bacon, beaches or becoming millionaires without attending meetings. Jeff got up. Jeff prepared. Jeff showed up. Twice. At this point, even Jeff’s alarm clock has filed a formal complaint. Jerry has now used: ❌ Chance number one ❌ Chance number two ❌ Jeff’s patience ❌ Two perfectly good mornings There will be no third appointment. Even Hollywood does not make that many bad sequels. Goodbye, Jerry. We wish you success, happiness and an alarm clock with fresh batteries. For everybody else on the list, you can still save yourself from the ceremonial removal boot. 👇 Introduce yourself and tell us: Who are you? What do you do? Who can you help? Then comment on another member’s post, welcome somebody or contribute something useful. Because from now on: 🔴 Contributors stay. 🔴 Networkers grow. 🔴 Lurkers are released back into the wild. No more hiding. No more excuses. No more Mr. Nice Gu