Post by Henry Rodatz

Dr. Evil: The experiments are going well... Dr No: No way Scottie: You will not believe what they created using hormones, surgery and plant grafting Dr. Shivago: Yes Dr. No: What... Dr. Shivago: I'll take cream in my coffee Dr. No: You know I don't think we have any... Oh wait, I just found some Scottie: The waves are getting bigger... Mini-me: Ehhhh... I don't like waves Mini Mouse: I'm back from shopping... you like Scottie: Yeah baby lets f***... I mean shag... Dr. Evil: I haven't been to a Lakers game in a while Dr No: shagdelic outfit Mini Mouse... Charlie: Where are the cigars from Dr. Evil: They were a gift from IV Charlie: That's very generous of Mr Four... Dr. No: Four and two are an item... Dr. Shivago: I have heard about the nurse's costume... Dr No: Yes... uh... she looks stunning but I wouldn't know... Dr. Shivago: Yes I know... Dr No: How would you know... Dr. Shivago: I don't know. I just know things... Dr No: Do you have a gift Dr. Shivago: No I didn't bring a gift for Dr. Evil... I did arrange for fireworks later... not only fireworks but the barge will be scuttled Scottie: C4 Dr. Shivago: Yes Scottie - dude good call... they're shaped C-4 charges... Scottie: Probably trying to create artificial habitats Dr. Shivago: Yes actually Greg Reese from Reef Point is spearheading the whole thing... you know Mr Reese Scottie: Yeah he is my capital gains tax advisor... I put away something from the sharks with lasers patent sale Dr. Shivago: Do you have a patent lawyer Scottie: Yeah and Reese does a pretty good job minimizing my tax burden as well Dr. Shivago: Mr R.... will be here later to watch the scuttling of the Hindenburg.... and Sea Butcher Scottie: So Mr. R is scuttling two barges Dr. Shivago: There are three... there's also the Bad Otis... Scottie: Bad Lotus that's a great movie about the aging guys who do kung fu Dr. Shivago: Bad Otis Scottie: Oh then it's registered in UK Dr No: Kentucky Dr. Shivago: England Scottie: All ships with O names are registered in England Mini Mouse: My house on Pheasant Island just got a new straw roof... Dr No: Probably be ok for the next 30 years... Dr. Evil: I've been looking to purchase the Falkland Islands.... I want to build a pterodactyl breeding facility and then attach lasers to them... giant lasers Scottie: Poppa Evil you haven't told me.... Mini-me: Meee..... ehhh...... ther.... Captain Mcrooms: Captain Evil.... the weather service has issued an alert Dr. Evil: Bad weather.... my favorite.... let's set sail for Norman's Cay Mr. Reese: The barges are secure... we'll scuttle them before the storm hits.... we're going to do it so they look like fallen dominos... Scottie: Cool I'll have to come back with Scoobie to do a dive Captain Mcrooms: We'll be on our way soon ... Deckhand Speck is already bringing up the anchor Dr. Evil: A storm... my favorite... let's bring out some rum yo ho ho....