Post by Henry Rodatz

Agent Acid: Do you Agent Werk: Yeah do you Farrah: Forget the battle over jurisdiction... the other side of the street.... Moot: Another face.... Lennox: Snakes.... is it Medusa... Farrah: It's Madonna... Agent Werk: That doesn't look like the sculpture in Bruges at all Agent Acid: If you squint your eyes... Farrah: No it's Madonna... we hang out in Paris sometimes... we go to the Tuileries Garden smoke one joint and then drink cappuccinos for the rest of the afternoon.... Moot: They also serve Mimosas.... Maybe next time like a joint and a couple mimosas that sounds pretty good... it's near the pond with the weeping willows.... It's like you can reach out and touch someone.... Agent Hoth: I have jurisdiction over both your jurisdictions Agent Bock: Yeah we have jurisdiction Agent Hoth: Well technically only I have the power.... what is that thing.... Tsh... tsh... tsh... beep... beep... tsh... Lennax: Hair splitter Agent Bock: Haha you've got a hair splitter in your jurisdiction Agent Acid: Only I have jurisdiction Agent Bock: So that's what they look like... I've never seen one... Lennax: It's at 85 percent.... Agent Pie: This is my jurisdiction.... the bylaws clearly state that out of the three branches... only one deals with issues of hair splitting or hair splitting machines.... great scotch... is that a T4 cheetah.... running on the side of the curtain wall Lennax got the hair splitter out and set it up on a small stainless steel tripod... above on the rod two cymbals were attached with the hi-hat clutch.... the hi hat was operational... the tsh tsh tsh sound... started up... deep underground in the chambers below the dump... a heart that had long been dormant started beating... a spark flicked on and the methane tubes started burning.... the interior of the chamber... white painted brick... the floors four inch outdoor pavers with white grout... the ceiling had four inch eight foot long uplighting tubes... there were fake windows that were backlit... In Texas and Louisiana the wild hogs were rounded up... Terra drove the load of animals to NYC... the truck pulled up at the gate and the hogs were released.... the squealing attracted the Mosbach wolves along the front lines...Terra drove back to the gulf... along the river she pulled over and slept for four hours... the back door was unlatched an alligator crawled in and started eating the leftover hormone laced dog food that has been put out for the dogs. An hour before first light Terra checked the back doors of the container and secured the door. Inside the alligator... grew... twenty feet... thirty feet... on the scaly exterior of its belly an S appeared visible as the pigmentation