Post by Harry Wetherald

What do you think of this plan for Maze at RSA Conference 2026? MAZE: RSA BUDGET 2026 - Small booth near bathrooms: $50k  - Suite at the Four Seasons for meetings because no one wants to meet at our $50k booth: $5k - 4x hotel rooms for the team: $20k - Keynote speech that we got invited to deliver for some reason: $20k - Evening event (paying for sales reps from other vendors to get blackout drunk): $15k - Chinook helicopter hire: $100k  - Maze wrapping for Chinook: $10k - Mini safari experience on conference floor (lion and elephant hire): $50k  - Lion / elephant handler: $5k - Creation of giant garden maze in the Yerba Buena Gardens: $40k Total: Unclear, but ROI estimated to be 3x Joseph Barringhaus