Post by Geoff Woliner

🚨 BREAKING: Researchers discover that 100% of fun facts are not actually fun 🚨 BOSTON - After wading through thousands of data points, scientists at M.I.T. have come to a paradigm-shifting conclusion, one that promises to have society-altering effects for generations to come. "We were completely surprised; we expected at least one of these facts to involve clowns or someone's father-in-law slipping on ice", said team lead Maria Alvarado-Factio, 49, "But to our great shock, it was mostly just bull**** about the Arby's on Coogan Road having once been a Wendy's." Members of the public were also taken aback by these findings upon release. "I mean, I thought my fun fact about being named after Dwight D. Eisenhower was at least a little fun", said a dejected Dwight D. Namesworth, 46, of Plano, "I've been living a lie." At press time, a competing team of researchers at Harvard was in the process of completing a stage III clinical trial where at least one fun fact about someone's hemorrhoids showed promise.