Post by Kevin Brown 🎸

BREAKING NEWS!! Local suspect, name "Zeke", found at scene of the crime....unrepentant! What happened? Heard a loud "crunch" in the next room, ran to investigate, and found suspect staring blankly at a chewed up razor HANDLE. I swore he mouthed, "That's not mine." Wait, where's the razor HEAD? Wonder Woman and I immediately aged 10 years in 5 minutes, searching frantically, to no avail. We locate the nearest vet ER (oddly finding time to add a Panasonic Arc 6 to the Amazon shopping cart) and just as we prepared the suspect for immediate transport....found the head. Whew! * In his defense he was unsupervised Ever experience "disposable razor distress" like this with your dog? Teachable moment, will NEVER leave one out again! 🐕‍🦺 #devicenation #gsd #opl Maddie Chestang

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