Post by Crumble

We have received several alarming reports from London since Saturday night and we can no longer remain silent on this. It has been informed to us that Arsenal players are attempting to consume Crumble Cold entirely through bottles following the UCL final. We do not manufacture it this way, and we have sent a cease and desist to the training ground, but certain players are insisting this is the only way they know how to finish anything. Management is very disturbed by this behaviour and we request all fans to consume the drink from the cup as intended.