Post by André M.

HPG Forbes Fridays - “Mi GM HQ… Su GM HQ” Ladies et Gents... It is once again time for our weekly - FITNESS FIRST FRIDAY AUDIT Now before everyone gets overly excited... This is not the type of fitness check involving treadmills, protein shakes, Lycra or suspiciously aggressive burpees. No. Today we are conducting an Enterprise Executive Infrastructure Fitness Check. Questions under review include: - Is the GM Headquarters still standing? - Have the stakeholder visualization workflows been fed? - Are the canopy concepts sufficiently canopied? - Have the hospitality campaigns received adequate hospitality? - Has anyone accidentally scheduled six steering committees to discuss the previous steering committee? Early findings suggest the building remains: - Structurally sound - Operationally sound - Strategically sound - Financially sound - Excessively handsome The review board further confirms - Nobody appears to be flying solo-ish. The Big 3 HRBP Audit Committee has once again deployed across the enterprise ensuring every engineer, architect, analyst, designer, administrator and assistant remains fully supported. GM Scorecard: - Manufacturing: Operational - Workforce Planning: Operational - Horsepower: Operational - Executive Blue Mountain Coffee Supply: Operational Final determination… FIT FOR DUTY. - Please proceed directly to the weekend. - Avoid unnecessary meetings. - Protect your horsepower. Happy Fitness Check Friday, Motor City. Groovir GM HQ Reception Playlist: The Hon Parliament - “Wizard Of Finance” La Truffe Bleue Holland Park Group #ConfitEtChampersAuditors #HPGSyntheticEnterprise #LTBCorporate #MBABig3Elegance #ADSCSuiteSyndicate