Lars Hass

human being

Lucerne Metropolitan Area

About

Butterflies work remotely. Koi talk about money. Lions run for prey. Giraffes tweet views. Camels want water. Ants follow AI. Sloths are clingy. Chameleons change frequently. Goats bitch often. R.I.P. T-Rex. A mole blinks into the sun.

Experience

  • Planet Earth (Full-time · 45 yrs 6 mos)
    • bright
      2018 - Present · 8 yrs 6 mos

    • hopeful
      1989 - 2018 · 29 yrs

    • controlled
      1981 - 1989 · 8 yrs