Berkeley, California, United States
Objective: Cutting down the world's largest tree and replacing it with a statue of me with an axe cutting down the world's largest tree. Most likely I will use a machine to cut down this tree, due to its extreme size and my generally small frame. Specialties: Chopping, delimbing, transporting, warning others that trees are about to fall (though I find "timber!" somewhat trite)
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There are many bears at the zoo. Sometimes they get out of line. In these instances, normal zoo personnel are trained to utilize food or tranquilizers. When these measures fail, I am called in to physically restrain the bear and calm it with beautiful songs that I sing.
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