Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain
Stamp face on keyboard. Variadically templated C++ code comes out. Now with Functional Scala bits!
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I ended up having to run neural networks on the computing equivalent of a toaster using C++ and tears. In the process having to learn how to create overly-optimized C++ code and custom OS development.
I teach machines on whether a picture is of a chihuahua or a muffin. In the meantime I also have to maintain and operate data services for the people we are most grateful for (not a joke): our Data Labellers.
I expect to change into a beautiful machine learning flower later in my time here
I accumulated big data stacks faster than Donald Trump can tweet