Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Colleagues experience me as audio and visual signals beamed into their computers by the vibrating string and tin cans known as the Internet. My existence broke the HR database. I make my own lunch.
Ate awesome free lunches four times a week. Was also paid.
I ate affordable free lunches once a week. Sometimes I even got paid.
I ate free lunches until the money ran out. Sorry. :(
I was tasked with eating nachos on as many Wednesdays as possible. Secondary objectives included lunch and dinner. Breakfast was also a target of opportunity.